MOVIES

The Ultimate Ultimate

Someone’s gotta be last.

November 15, 2013 Ben from Stupid Blue Planet wrote about The Ultimate Ultimate, & as much as we love adulation, his smart, honest exam of it is cool.

November 11, 2013 Mo Blo Movie Reviews talks The Ultimate Ultimate growing on them like a parasite, but a funny parasite. Even a little handsome you could say.

August 6, 2013 Mikey at Screenkicker! showcases The Ultimate Ultimate & is the first person to appreciate the Robocalypse/Tin Tin line that made Spielberg shit.

August 2, 2013 Joey B. talks with Comic Book and Movie Reviews about that classic The Ultimate Ultimate & the episode of Saved by the Bell: The College Years when Kelly & Mike Rogers took a designer drug & had hard anal.

July 2, 2013 Almost two years after we went into production on The Ultimate Ultimate, the cult classic is still getting love. It got its hair done & went ahead to get featured on The Movie Buff.

June 10, 2013 The OGs at Down With Film, one of the first sites to spotlight The Ultimate Ultimate, have some great stuff to say about the feature. It makes us want to stay at work & not go home to our boring families like Ted from Mad Men.

February 2013 In addition to being Black History Month, which we adore, this month saw The Ultimate Ultimate featured in the back of Indie Slate Magazine, above the “Meet Local Singles” ad, but below the “Meet Local Singles Who Want to Fuck” ad. Typical.

November 29, 2012 El George Bush shoots the breeze about The Ultimate Ultimate with Fast, Cheap Movie Thoughts. More like “Long, Expensive Movie Thoughts”, right?? HA!

October 3, 2012 Australia’s Preview Films says The Ultimate Ultimate is the heir to Eric Bana’s Chopper throne. (They didn’t say that. I made it up, like that time I boasted about my Series 7 license at the bar.)

September 18, 2012 Chris at Cinema Assassin says The Ultimate UltimateMight really be the ultimate new indie” & KB’s wife feels further obligated to blow him a second time.

September 17, 2012 Film Arcade showcases The Ultimate Ultimate & it turns on KB’s wife just enough to blow him for the first time in ages.

September 3, 2012 The Ultimate Ultimate gets a 4 star rating at Movie Mavericks & we’re so jazzed we shit our pants something fierce.

August 28, 2012 Cool Awesome Movies spotlights The Ultimate Ultimate & proves that Croatia is a real thing.

August 26, 2012 Jonathan Turner shows The Ultimate Ultimate how to retrieve that pesky can of Dr Pepper from the soda machine over at the awesome Red Carpet Crash break room.

July 6, 2012 Joey B. joins Trevor & Jason on the Movie Mavericks podcast. He talks The Ultimate Ultimate but really just comes across as a fucking bore because he is.

June 21, 2012 Oberst von Berauscht, former front man for Blues Traveler, hated The Ultimate Ultimate over at Movie Boozer. He said things like “not even the penultimate penultimate” & then ate 6 pounds of fudge.

June 8, 2012 See, the Aussies down at Novastreamovies get The Ultimate Ultimate. By the way, one time KB said, “Dude, I love Foster’s. No rules, just right.” That’s a true story.

May 28, 2012 Our man Jeremy at The Daily Rotation reviews The Ultimate Ultimate & doesn’t pan it, thank God.

May 27, 2012 The Ultimate Ultimate got some (brief) love over at The Athletic Nerd. Just scrooollllll down.

April 4, 2012 Duke & The Movies interviews Joey B. about The Ultimate Ultimate. Oh he’s a real media darling now.

March 13, 2012 “The jokes land with a dark energy that’s hilarious and almost downright offensive…I couldn’t stop laughing”The Daily Rotation on The Ultimate Ultimate . Dey ain’t neva lie!

February 15, 2012 An unflinching, uncompromising, un-everything interview with Joey B. about The Ultimate Ultimate at Ticker Talks Film

January 25, 2012 Down With Film says The Ultimate Ultimate “…evokes the snappy dialogue of Clerks and the style and humour of the criminally under-rated Trailer Park Boys…Genius.” This is…this is the big time *violently jacks-off*

January 19, 2012 There’s a blurb about The Ultimate Ultimate on Live For Films. Grab the last issue before a serial killer in an airport duty free shop

Days of Lightning - WATCH IT HERE

A movie for men. Because there are none.

The guys avoid work, Frank loses his sack, & the return of Don Howard. Music by Back To The Futrell & SerG

Frank’s girl gives sub-par blowjobs, Peter discovers a bloody log, & the guys talk the pitfalls of marriage. Music by Back To The Futrell

Little Dirty Johnny, men get bored, & the evils of joint bank accounts. Music by SerG

Diseases aren’t real, a burger blunder, & Joe buys drugs. Music by SerG

Joe & Frank dabble in the white arts, Gallardo Seafood makes their presence felt, & tomfoolery. Music by SerG

Breaking In The Boss

UPDATE: It looks like some hacker named donhowardfan69 (how can you get mad at a guy with a hilarious name like that?) took some unreleased Breaking In The Boss bonus features & posted them online. Echelon or Craze or whatever their name is should have put them on the DVD, I guess. Anyway, you can finally watch the amazing Beginner English with KB and Gag Reel, plus that damn donhowardfan69 uploaded the whole movie in two parts: Part 1 and Part 2.

UPDATE: This movie is for sale online via the distributor, Echelon. Don’t buy it. They fucked it up. They’re selling what was a DVD screener—not the final cut. They didn’t include any of the bonus material, either. Fuck them. I think you can actually watch the thing directly from HERE. NOTE: This is NOT the cut you should be seeing. The final cut is much better, but it’s in the hands of some fat cats (Literally. They are literally fat cats).

They have to save the jobs they hate. And fudge hours on their time sheets.

Buy it if only for the bonus feature “Beginner English With KB”, a composition of actor Kyle Brown’s best flubs throughout the movie. He’s a red-blooded American male who more often than not speaks like an Eastern European immigrant; it’s adorable! Cop 5 DVDs & pass them out to friends & foes alike. It’s cheap as fuck, so it must be good!

Breaking In The Boss – Trailer from A Set of Works on Vimeo.