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		<title>Fat Ass Tractor Boy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[THE FOLLOWING IS 100% REAL. I AM NOT FUCKING WITH YOU.
My girl and I took a trip to South Miami this past weekend, Homestead to be exact. It&#8217;s a place famous for the Homestead Motor Speedway and it&#8217;s where Kimbo Slice rose to internet stardom by pummeling neighborhood guys who were in no way, shape, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hottest Breakthrough MCs? Really?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Who the fuck is Diggy Simmons and why is he one of MTV’s Top 5 Hottest Breakthrough MCs? This is Reverend Run’s kid, right? Is he spitting fire about Corinthians 1.7? (I don’t know the Bible’s layout; I assume it’s like software.) This kid dropped a freestyle—though “freestyle” no longer means what it’s supposed to—over [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Midnight Meat Train* *Bus</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A little over a year ago my sweet &#8216;95 Toyota Corolla was hit by an almost equally sweet &#8216;95 Corolla (it was made less sweet with its &#8220;Life Is Good&#8221; bumper sticker, which should be reserved for guys who surf all day, can&#8217;t pay their rent, and whose bong is the centerpiece of their otherwise [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Moment With KB- Pt.4</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This was a third-party moment passed on to me by way of T-Bone, who swore on the lives of his neighbors that it&#8217;s true.
T-BONE- It&#8217;s hard to believe we graduated 6 years ago.
KB- Yeah. Another 6 and it&#8217;ll be our 10 year reunion.
I mean&#8230;my God, right? That&#8217;s a mind even Freud wouldn&#8217;t have been able [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Funniest Things That Ever Happened To Me- Pt.3</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Remember that retarded kid in highschool that was really into video games that everybody use2 fuck with? Like I think he thought his life was Duke Nukem 6 or something. I never really got into fucking with easy targets, I left that to the unfunny people, but there was this one time that I was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Moment With KB- Pt.3</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The other night KB smoked weed for the first time in a while. When KB gets high he basically sits there like a glassy-eyed goon. His reaction time, which isn’t good to begin with, slows to a crawl. I could probably punch him in the face and he wouldn’t even say “Ouch” until about forty-five [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sexual Deviant</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There was a scene in the 1993 movie This Boy’s Life where Robert DeNiro, who nailed that Pittsburgh accent so well he made damn sure I would never like a living soul from that city ever again, was bangin’ Ellen Barkin, his wife in the movie, while she was on her stomach. She goes (These [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Funniest Things That Ever Happened To Me- Pt.2</title>
		<description><![CDATA[*This is a text Back To The Futrell sent me earlier today. I like how instead of just emailing it to me he’d rather send a 14 page text.*
Did I ever tell you about the crazy girl that lives next door to me? So the people who lived in my apartment before me got evicted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Used To Love Her (The Mall)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I can remember as a little kid hearing that we’d be taking a trip to the mall that upcoming weekend and thinking that it was just the shit. I’d look forward to it all week. I’d think about going to Footlocker to get some new sneakers, some new CD’s and VHS movies at Best Buy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Funniest Things That Ever Happened To Me- Pt.1</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There was this one time when I was 16 that I realized you don&#8217;t have to know anything about normal life to manage a Marshall&#8217;s clothing store. I had been working there for about 9 months in the stockroom, which was pretty much where I stayed by myself in the dark putting lamps together and [...]]]></description>
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