Alpha Big Dog was on & Joey B was called a cross between Kenny Powers & The Situation. So basically God.

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If A Set of Works was a man, he’d be the guy who stands too far from the urinal and you see his cock out of the corner of your eye.

Let’s funnel Wild Turkey & concave each other’s chests…